Mythic Thinker Gifts

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Quantum Psychic

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Magic Tricks

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

The Kali De Milo.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'