Mystical Thinker Gifts

'Before sending these ideas I have to the boss, run them past legal, my Ouija board and my magic 8 ball.'

In the name of the natural law

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

The Future of Palmistry

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

"But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA."

ESP society.

"Sixth set of winning numbers that bloke's had in as many weeks..."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

A voodoo doctor.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I have more of a comment than a question."

"Witch Hunt!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tiny Visions

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Magic Tricks

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'