Mystical Thinker Prints

'Sorry, sir, but your insurance does not cover a third eye.'

'Before sending these ideas I have to the boss, run them past legal, my Ouija board and my magic 8 ball.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

In the name of the natural law

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

The Future of Palmistry

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

"But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA."

"Tia Carmn, psychic readings are so phony!"

ESP society.

"Sixth set of winning numbers that bloke's had in as many weeks..."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

A voodoo doctor.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I have more of a comment than a question."

"Witch Hunt!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Tiny Visions

The Witches Discover The Wok

Czarcasm

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Magic Tricks

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"