Mystic Believer Gifts

Your Palm

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"You're solemates!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Fairy Vet

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

A voodoo doctor.

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Holy water, holy water...."