Mystic Believer Pillows

Your Palm

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You're solemates!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Fairy Vet

Nikolay Rerih

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A voodoo doctor.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Football Delivery

"Holy water, holy water...."