Believer In Myths Gifts

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

'I'm six years old, Mom. I KNOW you're the tooth fairy.'

People who bought into this....Also bought into this.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fishing Tales

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Football Delivery

Some day my Prince will come...

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Your Palm

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

How to believe in yourself.

The Cosmology of Timmy

The rotator cuff fairy.

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Psychiatry. You just have to believe in yourself.

Alexander and Diogenes

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"How does the stork figure into this?"

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

Santa Believes In God.