Believer In Myths Pillows

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

'I'm six years old, Mom. I KNOW you're the tooth fairy.'

People who bought into this....Also bought into this.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fishing Tales

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

Football Delivery

Some day my Prince will come...

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Your Palm

How to believe in yourself.

The Cosmology of Timmy

The rotator cuff fairy.

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

Alexander and Diogenes

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"How does the stork figure into this?"

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Santa Believes In God.