Myth Believer Gifts

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Football Delivery

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Fishing Tales

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Emma's Unicorn

Fairy Vet

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

Not The Real Me

"Just my luck."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Your Palm

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."