Myth Believer Gifts

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Football Delivery

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Fishing Tales

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Emma's Unicorn

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Fairy Vet

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

Not The Real Me

"Just my luck."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Your Palm

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."