Internet Myth Believer Gifts

"I just saw on the internet drinking alcohol leads to a long life. I got here as quick as I could."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Not The Real Me

Football Delivery

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Tall stories

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'If you don't believe me, Google it.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"You're suffering from banner blindness."