Internet And Mysticism Fans Gifts

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tiny Visions

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Your future looks charming.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Nikolay Rerih

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."