Media Myth Debunker Gifts

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Why do you hate the media?

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Rumours Online

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Paparazzi!"

Superstition City

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'