Misinformation Debunker Gifts

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Celebrity Covid19 conspiracy theories abound

Anti-Vaxxers

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Rumours Online

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Obama, the Enigma?

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Superstition City

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'