Monster Myth Believer Mugs

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

Fishing Tales

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Football Delivery

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

City Zoo

Capitalism

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Abominable Snow Dog.

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"It's made of cheeeeese."

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

Dracula's false teeth

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

"I will try the soup of the night."

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'