Dream Catchers T-Shirts

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Miracle mirror

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Local Knowledge

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

The star hunters

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Man fishing with large bait

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

The Snooze Bar.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."