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Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Ghost puddle

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Brothers Grimm

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"