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Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"