Classic Story Collector T-Shirts

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the Duchess.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Grumpy old merry men.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Long Johns Silver."

Charles Dickens

Who's Dead

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"No, let down your hair!"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Alexander Dumas.

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Brothers Grimm

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Home Sweet Home

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Robin Hood.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'