Classic Story Collector Mugs

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the Duchess.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Grumpy old merry men.

"Long Johns Silver."

Who's Dead

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Charles Dickens

"No, let down your hair!"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Alexander Dumas.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Brothers Grimm

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

I told you I lost it in the sun.

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Home Sweet Home

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.