Classic Story Curator Mugs

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

You had me at vintage.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Michelangelo!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Football Manager's Parrot

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Well I say we go on without him..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'