Following Myths Gifts

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Have you been playing dice?"

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Right here's fine."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.