Following Myths Pillows

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Where was the TSA?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Recalculating route..."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds