Myth Pillows

'His speech was pre-empted by a Lady Godiva special.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Bacchus.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'