Myth Exploration Gifts

Even Elizabeth Warren Supports the Bizarre Myth That Vietnam Still Has Our POWs

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Czarcasm

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Mummy Beggar

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Centaur Sprinter

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"