Myths And Legends Pillows

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Knights of the bedside table.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."