Medieval Legends Pillows

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'Knights of the roundabout table'

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Joust Sharpener

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Missing You.

The Beard in the Stone

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Medieval headlines.