Medieval Legends Gifts

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'Knights of the roundabout table'

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Joust Sharpener

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

Missing You.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Beard in the Stone

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I think they're up to something.'