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Saint George and the Drag Queen

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Vlad the Impala

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Wotan with eye patch

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Bigfoot"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune