Modern Myth Lovers Pillows

"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Jack and the Beanstalk updated.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lesser known greek gods,

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Life and Death

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Unicorn in the Woods

Europa takes a selfie

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

David and Goliath.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Centaur Sprinter

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Giant Headless Horseman

Starbucks Siren

Vodka

Santa Elevator

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Scuba Diving Devil