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"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Jack and the Beanstalk updated.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Lesser known greek gods,

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Life and Death

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

David and Goliath.

Europa takes a selfie

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"All the better to ignore you with."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Vodka

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

Starbucks Siren

Santa Elevator

Giant Headless Horseman

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

And on this day, God created children.