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Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Life and Death

"My God! There goes middle management."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

The Echoes at Killarney

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Naming that Impala

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

China Launches Lunar Rover

At the end of the rainbow

Cornucopia

Baby Brunhilde

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Santa Elevator

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Who's that painted lady?'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

The "FALL" of Man

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Ah, sweatpants."

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