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"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Pisa Hut.

"Nemesisyphus"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

"Ah, sweatpants."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Chuck Berry

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"So that's Ireland."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

John Fogerty

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'It isn't polite to point.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Who is the fairest of them all?