Modern Legend Admirer Pillows

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Pisa Hut.

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Nemesisyphus"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"So that's Ireland."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'It isn't polite to point.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Who is the fairest of them all?