Modern Greats Admirer Pillows

Gregor awakes from anxious dreams to find he has hands for feet and feet for hands.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Hildegard von Bingen

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Thermidor Dali

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Robert Schumann

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I like the frame.'

Artists Cats

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Charles Baudelaire

Thermidor Dali

Understanding art.

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."