Modern Classic Enthusiast Pillows

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'You'd better go easy on the porridge for awhile, Goldie -- my parents are getting suspicious.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Caesar salad?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Mid-century Father

Sergei Taneyev

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Mark Twain

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Michail Glinka

Tosca on the balcony

The furies

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Seneca

Champagne Polka

Greek goddess

Julius Caesar

Johann Strauss