Modern Classic Enthusiast Prints

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'You'd better go easy on the porridge for awhile, Goldie -- my parents are getting suspicious.'

Charlotte's Barcode.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Caesar salad?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Mid-century Father

Selfie

Sergei Taneyev

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Seneca

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Mark Twain

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Michail Glinka

The furies

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Tosca on the balcony

Champagne Polka