Modern Classics Enthusiast Prints

'The Ancient Mariner now...'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Caesar salad?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Tosca on the balcony

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Seneca

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The Mother Of Damocles

Mark Twain

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Michail Glinka

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.