Modern Classicist Prints

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mozart on a computer,

Playdough's The Republic

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Caesar salad?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Wikipedia...

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

God's Phone

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Souvenirs.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"All the celebrities come here."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Witches of Instagram

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."