Classic In The Modern World Prints

Mozart on a computer,

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Venus

Bacchus.

'Where was the TSA?'

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Large print e-book.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Goddess