Classic In The Modern World T-Shirts

Mozart on a computer,

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Venus

Bacchus.

Rare Books

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Where was the TSA?'

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Large print e-book.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus