Modern Classicist Gifts

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mozart on a computer,

Playdough's The Republic

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Wikipedia...

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Caesar salad?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

God's Phone

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Witches of Instagram

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"All the celebrities come here."

Souvenirs.