Classicist Gifts

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Not you again, Achilles.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

A surprise in heaven

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Salt was given to Roman soldiers as wages. That was their 'Salarium' which is the origin of our word 'salary'.

'It's a Brutus Salad, sir.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"I know I shouldn't, but they're my weakness."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'...Then simply press to reveal where all the roads lead to!'

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Pandora's Luggage

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Unfortunately, it reminds me of our economy.'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Romans.

"These Romans must've been very clumsy - all their pottery is in pieces..."

'IV!'

Socrates

'Homerphobia'

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

"It gets easier the second time."

"It's the part of the public forum dedicated to the free and open exchange of his idea."

"What would Aristotle do?"

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache