Classicist Gifts

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Not you again, Achilles.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

A surprise in heaven

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Salt was given to Roman soldiers as wages. That was their 'Salarium' which is the origin of our word 'salary'.

Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'It's a Brutus Salad, sir.'

'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'...Then simply press to reveal where all the roads lead to!'

"I know I shouldn't, but they're my weakness."

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Pandora's Luggage

'Homerphobia'

"These Romans must've been very clumsy - all their pottery is in pieces..."

'Unfortunately, it reminds me of our economy.'

'IV!'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

Romans.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Socrates

Beware the Ides of March and the Dog

Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'