Classicism Enthusiast Gifts

"The End of Classicism as we know it."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Joan Hickson

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Iliadette.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Caesar salad?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Gustav Holst

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Gavrila Derzhavin

Sergei Taneyev

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The furies

Violin Romance