
"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a classical studies fan? Our collection celebrates ancient history, philosophy, and art with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the timeless allure of classical culture, our products bring a touch of wit and wisdom to everyday life. Whether they’re a student, teacher, or enthusiast, these unique items make every day a nod to ancient greatness and a conversation starter.
"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
Joan Hickson
Iliadette.
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
Archimedes helps Sisyphus
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
'Et tu Yakamoto?'
"I miss the Augean stables."
Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....
"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."
Gavrila Derzhavin
"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Nikolai Gogol
Dylan Thomas
Eurydice in prison
'Et tu Yakamoto?'
Fall in the Greek Temple
"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"
Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus
Emily Dickinson
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Hamlet.
Venus
Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...
James Baldwin.
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.
Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal
Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd
"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."
"It just isn't the same without the fans."
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