
"Mark my words: hybrid technology will trigger more slave demands!"
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"Mark my words: hybrid technology will trigger more slave demands!"
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
Felix Mendelssohn
Iliadette.
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
Archimedes helps Sisyphus
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
Piano Keyboard
'Et tu Yakamoto?'
"I miss the Augean stables."
"I'm having my entrails read."
Goddess
Ivan Turgenev
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer
The evidence destroyed
First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth
Gustav Holst
"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."
"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."
Sergei Taneyev
Gavrila Derzhavin
'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.
"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"
'Et tu Yakamoto?'
Jonathan Swift.
Eurydice in prison
Fall in the Greek Temple
Charles Baudelaire.
The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.
Michail Glinka
Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus
Frederic Chopin
Champagne Polka
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