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"The End of Classicism as we know it."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Joan Hickson

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Iliadette.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Caesar salad?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Sir Edward Elgar

Gustav Holst

Gavrila Derzhavin

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Violin Romance

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.