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Watching Your Step

Wife and 5 kids to support.

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

Messengers.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Iliadette.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Caesar salad?'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

Gavrila Derzhavin

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Eurydice in prison

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Michail Glinka

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

The furies

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Champagne Polka