"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"
Classicists Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a classicist? Our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate the love for ancient history, literature, and the enduring legacy of classical studies. Perfect for scholars, teachers, or history enthusiasts, these products blend humor and admiration for a timeless passion.
Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes
Sis-yphus
Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.
Sisyphus Golf Ball
Meatball of the Gods.
Argonauts and football
"Shoo!"
"What's wrong, Atlas? You look as though you're supporting the world on your shoulders."
Orpheus serenades the furies
Trojan Horse Clown Attacks
"Atlas! We require a small sample."
Pandora's Box: Now Open 24 Hours
A Symphony of Penguins
Venus
Rare Books
"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."
Archimedes statue with a lever
'Where was the TSA?'
"Out damn Spot
'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
Playdough's The Republic
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"
Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
A surprise in heaven
'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'
"I miss the Augean stables."
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'
Classicists Gifts Collection
Classicists Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for classicists—brimming with clever quotes and references to ancient history and literature.
Classicists Pillows
Check out our pillows with classical motifs—ideal for adding a scholarly touch to any room.
Classicists Prints
Discover prints that showcase the grandeur of classical civilizations—great for history buffs and classical enthusiasts alike.
Classicists T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts celebrating classical studies—perfect for scholars, teachers, or lovers of ancient history with a humorous twist.