Classicists With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Roman Hippies

Sundial Time

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"What next?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Primavera (Spring)

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

Centaur Traffic Sign

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

Concerto for Two Horns

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

'We moved here so we could have a wide screen.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

Orpheus serenades the furies

"What's wrong, Atlas? You look as though you're supporting the world on your shoulders."

"Shoo!"

Argonauts and football

Meatball of the Gods.

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

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