Classicists With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Roman Hippies

Sundial Time

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"What next?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

My mind is like a steel trap, it's just a bit rusty.

Concerto for Two Horns

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

Centaur Traffic Sign

Primavera (Spring)

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

"What's wrong, Atlas? You look as though you're supporting the world on your shoulders."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

Orpheus serenades the furies

"Shoo!"

Argonauts and football

Meatball of the Gods.

Early Selfies

'We moved here so we could have a wide screen.'

Windup yoga

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'