Classical Humor Lover Pillows

Passenger offering busman a cigar

"You're on a what?!"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The Algonquin Round Table

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

The Enemy

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Dante Alighieri

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.