Lovers Of Classic Humor Pillows

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

American Gothic lol

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

Road Safety

"Oh, don't be such a pill, Father - say 'hello' to the child."

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

'Hm, single female w/ wedding dress seeks serious relationship...'

A swell going riding is told to be careful because the horse is very fresh.

HMS Pinafore

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

Coin Return 25¢

Butler asking if the meat is too hard